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Bianca changed her shirt for the 3º time, her clothes were all on the floor, or on her bed, she looked the mirror.. light blue shirt, white skirt unbuttoned..
"shiit! i can't go like this! she will mock me forever!" she growled , and threw it on the floor,stroked her long blonde hair frustrated, looking her almost naked body in the mirror, swallowing, and sighing.. she couldn' t hide it anymore, she had got fat.
where a few weeks before was a wonderful 1,76 m tall and slim body, now she could just see that soft, and big round thing.. first her face, with the round chubby cheeks, and dumb expression, then her arms and legs, that had got real
Moleman9000's ERBS #3: Sally Acorn vs. Mega Man
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!
Turn up the Beat and crank up the Bass,
So I can Mega–bust a Cap–com in this royal brat's face!
I'll call up Rush, Auto, Eddie and Roll
For an assault that'll decimate your Knothole!
I have so many games, it's hard to keep tally,
While your show, Sally, never even got a real finale!
What am I even fighting you for? Where the Hell is Sonic?
He should be my opponent; you're not iconic!
The reasons I'm superior are too many to list;
In the original games, you don't f**king exist!
You're the Mary Sue creation of a
Riley and Sheen: First Date Disaster ~Oh the weather outside is frightful~
~But the fire is so delightful~
And since Sirius Flare has a crippling weakness to water, he has to stay inside while it comes aflood outside mount justice. The winds tore so vigorously and the onslaught of fat clusters of H2O could barely be heard through the thick sheets of steel and rock that encased the training grounds of many new heroes. If it had just been those subtle noises that revealed the presence of a rain storm, then Sheen would have been in for a shock. But no, it wasn't just that. Sheen had been here since yesterday. He had come in early yesterday morning to hook-up one of his gaming sys
Cats Game CH 1
It was just another average day in Ikebukuro. The streets teemed with traffic; students flowed to and from the academies-
And a vending machine sailed through the air.
Its intended target, a young man wearing a fur-lined jacket and a smug grin, calmly stepped out of the way. The machine splintered on impact with the road, sodas and water bottles bleeding everywhere. The elusive target’s fingers curled around the switchblade in his pocket, eyes keenly trained on the creature that tossed the machine in the first place.
Less than fifteen feet down the street, a tall man in a Weskit and suit pants returned to his full height, his breathi
HAVE SOME STUFF Mattie and Mako are Skyping eachother
Mako: Soo, Mattie, wanna come over tonight? Gray and her sister aren't gonna be home.
Mattie: Sure, what are we gonna do? :3
Mako: Oh, I'll give you a hint~ It has something to do with blankets and pillows~
Mattie: OH MY CATFISH
Mattie: WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT?! oUo
Mako: HELL YES!!!! >:3
Mako, Abz, Angie, Andry, Joanna, me and Mattie are all having a slumberparty in Abz's basement
Mako and Angie: *arguing*
Abz: I'm gonna put on music, then we shall dance and it shall be A PARTY!
Me: Hey, 9, guess what time it is!
Mattie: Party time, 10?
Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!Little RP thing for me and Jinxy!
I know you fancy A RP thingy, so I made this =P
Feel free to start whenever the heck you want |D With whatever the heck you want =P
Ima lazy bi-atch |D
(I had this random idea thingy if you'd like to find out too :meow:)
My Little SisterON DEVIANTART DOING MY USUAL THING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC AND WATCHING TV, ALL OF A SUDDEN MY SISTER COMES IN
SISTER: Whatcha dering??
ME: On DeviantArt lookin at pictures.
SIS: Oh ok, whatcha watching?
ME: Little Man
SIS: Really, I lo- what are you listening too?!?!
ME: A song.
SIS: I knew it that you were goth!!
SIS: Sis, you are listening to metal music.
ME: Its not metal, its rock.
SIS: So, your goth.
ME: Really, what goth looks at Disney Princesses.
SIS: You are still goth.
ME: I'M NOT GOTH!!!!!
SIS: Ssshhh!!! Its ok, I accept you gothness.
ME: Oh my gosh *FACEPLANT ON THE KEYBOARD*
SIS: *SHOUTED FROM HER ROOM* ONLY GOTH
MNIF,FF chapter 1 My Name Is Fletcher
My name is Fletcher, Ferb Fletcher.
I like to think of myself as a very normal teen. I have a pretty normal job. I am the publisher of The Daily Danville. It is the most popular newspaper on Danville island or should I say Danville city. I like NORMAL things like pop music (like Big Time Rush, I'm a boy-rusher) and good books. I always wear a suit and tie. I don't like to stand out in a crowd. When I order a pizza, I take it plain. No anchovies, please! I don't like loud classical music. I don't wear clothes with polka dots or stripes or BRIGHT COLOURS. And I will take a slice of Bland American cheese over a
Ask Sonic and FriendsMy newest fanfiction Ask Sonic and Friends
(This show’s purpose is for readers to ask their favorite Sonic characters questions that they have in mind. Please feel free to PM me some questions and I will most likely update the first actual show by tomorrow or Sunday depending on how many questions I get. I’ll need about more than 5. My OC Sapphire will get the show started so without further ado here is the first episode of Ask Sonic and Friends! Lazy title but whatever. This fic will be written in script form)
*Spotlight shines down on a large stage as the song “His World” begins to blast out loud. 5 empty seats all
SHWWD 13Me: Anybody gonna go see if he broke his spine?
nameless: Nah, he'll be fine.
Squeek: KITTY! *Runs down the stairs*
Me: Welp. I'm gonna go sleep now, I think spending too much time around you freaks is hurting my sanity.
Nameless: you say that as if you're the sane one.
Asora: Wait a minute, did you two just speak to eachother?
Me: Oh fuck, somebody delete that conversation!
~Cherry: Peace, motherfuckers. I needed to put in filler that wasn't the forth wall somewhere. Back to shipping~
Darren: ALRIGHT, WHO BROKE THE FOURTH WALL THIS TIME?
Me: Who do you think? Maybe the bitch that writes this? The non-blonde one?
~Squeek: I'm not blonde in real life! *Pouts*
~Cherry: Go bleach your hair.
~Squeek: It won't work.
~Cherry: I'll fucking make it work. I swear on my love for ImmortalFox.
Me: ADVANCING THE PLOT NOW. *Walks upstairs* I'm tired as fuck.
Darren: Because you know, I know stuff about the shit you keep in your lab.
Nameless: You look better as a chick anyways...*Gets closer t
Stupid AnswerIN MY ENGLISH CLASS, DOING MY WORK, AND I OVERHEAR A CONVERSATION BETWEEN FRIENDS
GIRL: Do you have any pets?
BOY #1: Yea, I got a rabbit.
BOY #2: I got a dog.
GIRL: Awwww, do you sleep with it?
BOY #2: I do, it sleeps right on my bed.
BOY #1: I don't I leave it outside.
GIRL: What if it runs away?
BOY #1: Its not because I got it in a cage.
GIRL: *GASP* Do you have it chained up?!?!?
BOY #2: Oh my gosh!!!
BOY #1: *FACEPALM* Yes, thats how he learns if it tries to run away. Its going to hop itself to death.
GIRL: OH MY GOSH REALLY!!!!
BOY #1: NOOO!!!
BOY #2: Gosh, your so dumb.
Dynamic Dork Daily #2 - Game and DorkDynamic Dork Daily #2
Location: Taylor residence, Dork Fort
Scenario: It’s Game Night for the Dynamic Dorks, and it’s Blaze’s turn to host. They play Fruit Ninja until they come up with an idea of their own…
cue Blaze in the Dork Fort hooking up the Xbox 360; a few minutes later, his friends arrive
Blaze: Great to see you, mates! Now, who’s ready for Game Night?
(All the guys cheer)
Atti: The girls have their night out, and we have a night in! Aw, yeah! ;)
Blaze: So, what do you want to play first?
Marco: I’m thinking –
Sunny: FRUIT NINJA!! :psychotic:
Marco: I was going to s
Info on Faith Anna LeLeirName: Faith Anna Leleir (Previously: Fay Anari)
Personality/characteristics: Faith is a quiet, level headed girl who likes to think before taking action. In her past life she was shy and distant from most, but eventually opened up. Her personality hasn't really changed, however some things have. She is slow to trust someone and will often mock or pick fights with people she is actually interested in. Due to previous events she is now very hard at trusting people.
Appearance: Faith has long hair that stops at the middle of her back. Her hair is white in color and has black highlights. Her eyes are sky blue. She usually wears her "Holy army att
Fortune in Numbers Chapter 1"What act of possible stupidity are you trying to pull off now?!",Shadow demanded."Well ex-cuse me Shadow!I'm just trying to think of stuff for my birthday party!",the answer was shot back by G.U.N's least favorite technopath.Her brown eyes glared at the hedgehog before her."And since I really don't know your birthday,I was gonna have it the same day as mine!",Riley added."What?",Shadow asked,confused.
"You know,we'll both have a birthday party!On the same day,same time,same place.You'll be turning fifty-something,and I'll be about....Silver's age!Maybe.I forget.",Riley said."I would too I was dropped on my head.",Shadow muttered.Riley slapp
Get in the Basket! - CleverbotUser: You know your a leprechaun when you crave to clean gold.
Cleverbot: No, I was not aware of that. I don't really believe in leprechauns though...
User: So you don't believe in yourself then?
Cleverbot: Hop in my car, let's go to Burger King.
User: But I'm not hungry.
Cleverbot: But you said you were hungry.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: I told you I was hungry, and you said, 'Me too.'.
User: Nope. That wasn't me. It was a leprechaun.
Cleverbot: It wasn't a pun.
User: I said, 'LEPRECHAUN' not 'PUN'.
Cleverbot: You're 'feelings' are irrelevant to me.
User: Well, that's nice to know.... NOT!
Facts about Frank Iero's TattoosFrank Iero's tattoos.
"Forget Me Not" with blue hand on his arm.
"Hopeless" and a spiderweb between on his right hand.
A stabbed human heart on his arm.
"N.J" inside his bottom lip which stands for "New Jersey".
"Hope" with a flame on the left side of his chest.
"I wish I were a ghost" around his right wrist.
"Jamia" on a heart on his right hand.
"Jinx Removing/2.5.07" and scissors on the left side of his neck.
"Keep the faith" and a jack-o-lantern on the back of his neck.
A scorpion on the right side of his neck.
"La Mia Familia. Il Mio Idolo" and a por
INTYWIDFAL (Chapter 24)
The first thing I nothiced was that there were a few noise-save doors on each wall. I saw Mikey and Alicia sitting at a table. Gerard pulled me to the bar.
"Hey, Gerard, darling! Come here!" the barkeeper said and hugged Gee tightly. She was a blonde with big boobs and was wearing a too small strapless top. I gave them an angry look. Gee pulled away from the girl's hug. "Has been a while, sweety." she said smiling, holding her boobs in front of Gee's face.
"Jenny, you know that will never work because of two reasons. First, because I'm a vampire I'm higher ranked than a succubus like you. And second, I'm gay so you can't manipulate me." He
INTYWIDFAL (Chapter 23)
We arrived at an unimpressive house ten minutes later. Gerard put his arm around my waist and pulled me closer. We went down a staircase to a cellar entrance. Gee pulled open the door and there was a musculous man with greenish skin standing in the doorway.
"Hello Green, what's going on tonight?" Gerard asked. I giggled lightly and earned an angry glance from Green.
"The usual. Erm... you know that it's not allowed to bring your own food with you." the tall man said looking at me. "He's human."
"Just because I'm a vampire doesn't mean I can't have a date with my cute little Frankie here. I'm not gonna eat him!" Gee said.
"Okay, go in Gera
INTYWIDFAL (Chapter 27)
I opened my eyes and saw a black skinned creature standing in front of me. Not the rasistic meaning of black skin. It was more like ash was covering it's body.
"You're awake, bloodsssucker. Massster'll be happy to hear that." the black creature said with a husky voice and walked off. I could see a dragon like tale and leathery wings. I tried to stand up but had to find out there were chains around my neck, wrists and ancles so I just could sit.
I looked around the room and saw that it was all white. There was something that looked like glass between me and the place the creature stood in before. It came back with a man following behind him.
glass in the tidegradac, croatia; summer.
it is a town climbed up from the sea:
a salt hymn, an exhalation, a brightly calcified
spray. the houses here are overgrown
as wildflowers, paths like tiny winding veins
sprung alive between them. from my balcony i watch
the sun crest slowly into afternoon,
and mothers lead their children
down stone slopes, arterial pull
to the water. by the shore,
vendors sell bottles of olive oil, salt,
sage, gathering up anything with the taste
of what mystery inhabits the air—brimming over
the glass lips, a curving kind of joy,
the whole earth, a bowl of it.
at night, my uncle drinks beer
and i drink wine. he watches
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